Sometimes I feel incredibly silly trolling for images of food/products/evil dolls on the internet. I just spent about 8 minutes finding this picture of Shout! and cropping it, etc. In that amount of time I could have done any number of more productive things; soothed a child's worried brow, made toast, read 8 Emily Dickinson poems. Anyway, it was worth it because I am a such a fan of Shout Advanced. I'm sure it's chock full of petroleum horribleness. Nonetheless, it has its uses like removing blue crayon from an entire load of clothes and THEN removing gum from yet another load of clothes (this one went through the dryer). Why check pockets when you can just spray something that smells like paint thinner on everything and wash it again?
Geez, this post is getting depressing. I'm now on facebook, sort of feeling like the ancient maiden aunt at a wedding. I'm almost 37--facebook? Really? So now I check the status of friends and family and they're always doing something cool like hanging out at coffeehouses. My statuses have thus far been about cooking, cleaning, PTO stuff. I think I'm going to start fibbing on the ol' status bar. "Status: strolling through the Louvre." Do you think anyone will catch on?
6 comments:
I feel the same way about my facebook status updates. If I'm totally honest about what I'm doing it probably involves cleaning, cooking, listening to noisy little boys or being exhausted.
do it. it's good to dream
I like it. Also add that you are at some trendy night club one night. It doesn't hurt to dream, does it?
maybe your child's brow was worried because it didn't know you had Shout! in your arsenal
Yeah, Lindsay! Now you're thinkin' like a mom on a commercial!
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