Wow, that title is atrocious. Please forget it ever happened. Focus instead on this: kale. Not an immediately appealing vegetable, right? Won't ever compete with eggplant or even cucumber. It looks like it might get stuck in your cheek like a fish hook. I'm here to ask you to give kale a chance. My fancy beautiful attorney sister made a kale salad that changed my life. In the spirit of hope and change I share it with you.
1/2 a head/large bunch of kale 1/2 - 3/4 cup of freshly grated parmesan or pecorino cheese olive oil fresh lemon (about half of a lemon's worth) freshly ground pepper salt